Hello cousin Jack. Cara and Anna have told me that you’ve been a naughty cat. Oh dear me!
I’m never naughty as I always use my litter tray in the kitchen at night time or in the utility room if the kitchen door is open in the day time. My litter tray is pink.
Here I am showing you how I sit on my litter tray in the kitchen. This is how you should do it too.

I expect your mummy had to use newspaper to clean the floor – after you had been naughty. We never have to waste newspaper here at Wind Whistle Cottage.
I enjoy looking at our newspapers if Roy will let me take a peep. Here I am looking at the Racing Post .
Today I saw your name on the front page. Is this what you look like?

After looking at your picture in the newspaper, I went outside to do a bit of sunbathing on my favourite warm spot in the garden.

So you must be a good cat from now on Jack. I expect you love living with Cara and Anna and you don’t want to be deported to England do you?